SJ_the_Bartender
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I hate Banks, and their stupid security measures.
I recently moved, and now I've got 3 fucking forms that I need to fill out in order for them to recognize my new location, or else they won't send me new mail.
This is quoted from the letter I got.
"Our records indicate that we presently do not have your correct mailing address. In order to ensure proper delivery of important statements and documents, we must have your written authorization to change any bank records.
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We will be unable to forward any future mail to your new address until we receive the signed Customer/Account update form."
This was sent to my new address.
The address that I gave them, when I was online, signed in to my secure account, with my name and password.
These people are fucking morons.
The first form already has all of the information on it except for my phone number. My phone number did not change! Its the same phone number I've had for years! I can understand if they want me to sign the document and return it. I can do that. I can cope. But these idiots can't keep track of the information they've already got.
Oh, and lets see what the other 2 forms are that they want.
Credit Card Maintenance. They want me to fill out the number of my bank card. Why? They've already got it in their forms. I shouldn't have to send them information they already have.
Internet Banking Maintenance... The internet was how I told you I had a new address to begin with. Clearly, that is working just fine.
I'm not sending this shit back. They've got my address. They've got my phone number. They can suck my dick if they want anything else from me.
I recently moved, and now I've got 3 fucking forms that I need to fill out in order for them to recognize my new location, or else they won't send me new mail.
This is quoted from the letter I got.
"Our records indicate that we presently do not have your correct mailing address. In order to ensure proper delivery of important statements and documents, we must have your written authorization to change any bank records.
...
We will be unable to forward any future mail to your new address until we receive the signed Customer/Account update form."
This was sent to my new address.
The address that I gave them, when I was online, signed in to my secure account, with my name and password.
These people are fucking morons.
The first form already has all of the information on it except for my phone number. My phone number did not change! Its the same phone number I've had for years! I can understand if they want me to sign the document and return it. I can do that. I can cope. But these idiots can't keep track of the information they've already got.
Oh, and lets see what the other 2 forms are that they want.
Credit Card Maintenance. They want me to fill out the number of my bank card. Why? They've already got it in their forms. I shouldn't have to send them information they already have.
Internet Banking Maintenance... The internet was how I told you I had a new address to begin with. Clearly, that is working just fine.
I'm not sending this shit back. They've got my address. They've got my phone number. They can suck my dick if they want anything else from me.