Things I hate.... By SJ

SJ_the_Bartender

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I hate facial piercings. I really do.

I think that its one of the stupidest things a person can do to themselves. The nose ring, the eyebrow, the nose-stud... I look at the people with these and i just want to grab them by the jewelry and pull.

There are a few guys who look ok with the facial piercing. That guy from Disturbed looks pretty bad-ass, but he's about the only one I can think of who I was not repulsed by.

Women especially disturb me with this trend. I am pissed right off when I see a chick who would normally be hot, and desirable, but then I see some chunk of metal hanging from her face. Nothing that people do to themselves makes them uglier than this. And those women who have a very little chip of diamond or something in their nose... you are taking a piece of diamond and getting snot on it. You disgust me.

I can't wait to see how they look in their 40s with a huge gaping hole in their nose.

Women with too many earrings are at least able to hide their stupidity with their hair.
 

SJ_the_Bartender

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I hate people who are loud.

If your mother didn't give you enough attention as a child, don't try to gain the affection you long for by shouting at me when i'm next to you in the car. Don't turn your radio up so that you rattle the windows 3 blocks away. get a fucking hearing aid if you can't hear it. I hate going to a bar or club where the music is so loud i have to shout to the person next to me for them to hear.

If you have an interesting story to tell your friend 3 cubicles away, try to keep your voice down so the rest of us can concentrate on our work. If you have headphones on and I can still hear your music, you are fucking deaf and need to have teh batteries of your ipod shoved down your throat until you choak and die.
 

SJ_the_Bartender

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I hate waiting.

Check that... I hate waiting longer than expected.

If I have to interview you at 3, and you aren't here at 3, you didn't get the job. If my box of macaroni says its ready in 3 minutes, and i end up spending 13 minutes cooking (10 to boil water, 3 to cook macaroni) thats false advertising. When you give someone a time estimate, make sure its accurate. If you aren't sure, then pad your estimate until you are sure. If you need to call me back, and you think its going to be 2 hours, but it could be up to 4, then tell me it will be in 2 to 4 hours. Don't tell me 2 hours, and leave me waiting around.

6 to 8 weeks for delivery my ass! Where the fuck are you shipping from? china? Do you actually have to pack the shit on a mule to get it to the airport? if I'm waiting that long for a package, you better not be paying your people by the hour when you calculate my bill.

A microwave meal that says cook for 3 minutes, then let stand for another minute? what the fuck? does it need to cook longer? Let me cook it for 3.5 minutes and then eat. Does it need to cool down? Let me cook it for 2.5 minutes and then eat.

if you can't be punctual, i hope you get run over by a train that is actually on time.
 

SJ_the_Bartender

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I hate parents who want to be their kid's best friend.

You aren't their friend. You are their parent. That means you beat their ass when they misbehave, not coddle them. Spend time with your kids, love them to death, and cherish them. But if you make a choice because you want your kids to like you, you are an idiot. Your kid is going to hate you even worse because you've raised a kid who can't function in society. You thought you're kid would like you better if you let him and his buddies drink and smoke pot in your basement. you justified it to yourself by saying 'Its better that they are doing it here under my supervision than somewhere else.' you are a fucking moron. if you were a good parent, your kid wouldn't be hanging around with kids who are drinking and smoking dope.

you are a failure as a parent. the best you can hope for is that you are the end of the cycle, and your kids will miraculously marry someone who actually has a clue about how to raise a kid, and when the divorce comes, the smart parent will get your grandchildren. hopefully, the grandkids are told a story where you died heroicly in battle in vietnam or something, so they at least think kindly of you, you pathetic waste of carbon.
 

Raharanor

~A Noble One Shall Rise~
Tabacco Companies=Source of Evil. Yes, I hate the way tabacco companies spruik their tabacco-related products such as cigerettes and dope to send people to an early grave with whats left of their lungs!:mad: Who wants to fill their lungs with smoke for goodness sake??? Sheesh.

Indeed, I do hate it when arrogant people gloat over victories that should have been yours but you messed up on a shot in pool repeatedly and they make snide comments about their winning streak after rubbing salt into the wound after sinking the black ball to win yet again....yes, that happened to me last night my time...lost 4 games in a row over the black ball to such a guy. In general, I don't like arrogant people too much.
 

Mithrandirxx

The Administration Mage
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*Grabs charms hand and leads her to the smoking section * We are in the minority in this thread! *Steals her cigarette for a few drags * Anyhow Yeah...Isn't this Sj's Hate thread ?
 

Raharanor

~A Noble One Shall Rise~
*Grabs charms hand and leads her to the smoking section * We are in the minority in this thread! *Steals her cigarette for a few drags * Anyhow Yeah...Isn't this Sj's Hate thread ?
It is his hate thread, but thought it a good oppotunity to rant a bit about my pet peeves...get it off my chest and all.

My rant was directed at Tabacco companies not at anyone in particular.
 
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SJ_the_Bartender

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All are welcome to vent their anger here.

And Charm, Mith, you have no idea how much will power it is taking me to not do something to you, your accounts, your posts, and everything else over this blatant show of disrespect.
 

Lowthor

Idea Man
I hate the state my knees are in right now. And I just agreed to play 5 aside later, so I wont be able to walk at all tomorow.
 

DarkScorpion

Scorpion
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SJ said:
A microwave meal that says cook for 3 minutes, then let stand for another minute? what the fuck? does it need to cook longer? Let me cook it for 3.5 minutes and then eat. Does it need to cool down? Let me cook it for 2.5 minutes and then eat.
Sorry to bring the rain down upon your parade, but I have some info for this one, relates to cooking.

The reason to let it stand for a minute is for it to finish the cooking process and to settle for a moment. The settling allows the food to reabsorb the active moisture back into it or it will dry out. It also concerns food safety, ensuring whatever bacteria there is will be dead. There is bacteria that can survive the microwave radiation during cooking, but the extra minute of heat will kill it.
 

SJ_the_Bartender

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I hate people who try to rationalize my anger of things.

Seriously, what kind of horse's ass would come along and actually try to make sense of my rantings? Don't these people have anything better to do? Don't they have lives?

It really takes a special kind of human refuse to not only bring some sort of pseudo-scientific evidence supporting the death of bacteria when the initial point made was that waiting sucks.
 

DarkScorpion

Scorpion
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Just to make your life a little more miserable and to give you more rants to rant about. My job is finished here for now. {evil laughter}
 
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