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I think Madi remembers that creepy clown. It gave whoever played Daymare a little creeps. I think it was Whisper of the Moon.
 
ZOMG! I just realized my siggy says "Treiya Daklor" and not "Treiya Darklor"! That is total gheyness!!! Why didn't someone say something!!!!!!?????
 
Got this in an e-mail from one of my bros. Enjoy

E-Mail said:
Subject: GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER




GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, you're It.


2. Hide and go pee.


3. 20 questions . . . shouted into your good ear.


4. Kick the bucket


5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over


6. Musical recliners


7. Simon says . . . something incoherent


8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy



SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:


1. You sell your home heating system at a yard
sale.




2 You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.




3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.





OLD IS WHEN:




1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.





2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.




3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.




4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.




5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!





Thoughts for the weekend




Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?




Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.




If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
started with something called labor!




Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.








Most Of All, Remember !



A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find one that's
Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!




=================




Ponderisms




I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.




Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out
of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.




The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.




Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.




Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no
one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?




In the 60's, people took 'acid' to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.




How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?




Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"




Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."




If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why sing a song about
him?




Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if >he's going to look up there anyway?




Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?




Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?




Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?
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T Virus Licker said:
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why sing a song about
him?
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Okay, Pinky.

Speaking of Pinky and The Brain, here's a theory for ya...

The song says "One is a genius, the other's insane." And it may show pictures, but it never plain SAYS which one is which.

So here's my theory.

Pinky...is a mouse...who can stand on two legs and talk. That's pretty frickin' smart for a mouse.

Brain...is a mouse...who wants to CONQUER THE PLANET. Tell me that's not crazy.

PLUS the only one who has succeeded in conquering the planet (multiple times, mind you) is Pinky.

So which one's the genius, and which one's insane?
 
Some things I never wanted to know about Madi....You have ruined my dream of humanity maybe being better than my impression of them, well done.
 
It didn't matter if you were pregnate or not, just knowing that issue with pregnante women has damed the entirety of the species.
 
OMFG! ~Doesn't like the siggy and avatar. Liked the older ones better. Posts one of her favorite quotes by Dr. Cox.~ If you ask who doctor Cox is, then both SJ and I reserve the right to beat the crap out of you.

“Nine pounds in a week!? Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone’s clogged artery. And all that a person has to do, really, is - oh, I don’t know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that!?! And I know, I know, here I’m supposed to be Dr. Give A Crap, but you wanna know the God’s honest truth? And this is a fact - you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn’cha!”
 
Heh, that is actually the only drama on TV I like. ER, every single one of the Law and Orders and anything else along those lines I just find annoying, but Dr. Cox makes it fun. Like Scrubs meets a drama.
 
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