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{looks to Slayer and his eyes change to a cold sliver of a glare. He casts the ultimate spell and barrier of 'Father Protection'. This spell blocks all of Slayer's escapes, blocks, immunities, attacks, and any and every means that Slayer may and will use to escape or save his life, including self-explosion. He sharpens his knife slowly to an edge of one micron thick, sharp enough to slice flesh easily.} You were saying Slayer?
 
Nature has a good sense of humor.

It was in the 60s on April 1st, mid 30s on the 2nd and 3rd, and then in the 60s again yesterday. Today? It's snowing, and it's supposed to keep up into tomorrow.

Must be nature's version of an April Fools joke.
 
Was asking if they were single. =P

I do work at a great job.

Also I have a power that negates any and all barriers. =P *offers bribe*
 
{grins maliciously} Slayer, the ultimate spell and barrier of "Father Protection" is un-negatable and indestructable. There is no escape for you. It is the ultimate and most powerful of all spells and barriers, used by fathers in proctection and safety of their children, especially their daughters. {laughs evilly} They are single, and now you are going to die. {starts to have a psychotic look upon his face as he watches Slayer}
 
He's right, Slayer. There is no power that you possess which would break down that barrier.

However, I know a way to bypass it.

*Casts 'Leather Jacket and Harley' on himself, and waits for the females to break the barrier themselves and come to me*
 
Nope, Sorry, but those only work on Fathers who are close to letting their daughters go, if the guy is lucky and plays his cards right. Unfortunately for you, I'm not ready and neither are my girls. Prepare to die painfully and slowly. {readies to cast 'Fatherly intervention' which consists of the 20degree questionare filled with painful questions that are near impossible to answer, curfew setting, rule standing, and threat of bodily harm, and the even worse fate of chaperone.} Any last words? {evil laugh}
 
I'm fully prepared for the questions and all that comes with it. You know that I'd be good for whoever I end up with. (Granted they actually stay with me. -_-)
 
You know full well I'm in perfect control of my exploding. =P And I would never explode in front of a pair of lovely ladies. =)
 
~Smirks~ Slayer if you can't explode with a pair of ladies theres something a smidge wrong in your wireing.
 
I never said I couldn't, I only said I wouldn't. =P Shouldn't be exploding in public as it is. =P That's what private time is for be it alone or with a friend. ;)
 
{notices that his last set of spells won't work. He calls upon the last resort, that not even Slayer should be able to escape. He calls upon the dreaded "Positive Test with the pretty blue strip." This spell will invoke complete anger and rage upon any Father of a daughter, imagining her pregnant by some man, even if the man will be a good Father. The summoning of the "Positive Test with the pretty blue strip" causes him to go into an uncontrollable rage, rushing toward Slayer with his sharpened knife with lightning speed. A shovel stands on the sidelines with a map of burial places that can't be found.}
 
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