Nalya
Lone W0lf
August 15 - Moved to our new home in Jersey.
It's so beautiful here.
The lake to the north looks so majestic.
I can hardly wait to see it snow covered.
I'm going to love it here!
October 14 - Jersey is definitely the most
beautiful place on earth.
The leaves have turned all the colors and shades
of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer.
They are so graceful. Certainly they are the
most wonderful animals on earth.
This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE!!
November 10 - Deer season will start soon.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a
gorgeous animal.
Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard.
Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet.
HOW BEAUTIFUL.
Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an
opportunity for invigorating exercise in the
cool crisp air.
November 15 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 18 - Jesus, still more leaves
Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen
before I rake again.
November 25 - Finally, all of the trees lost
their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this
season.
Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance
service next year.
Only four blisters became infected.
Should probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the fuck?
Where did all of those leaves come from?
Had a little wind last night and the lawn is
covered again.
Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night,
FINALLY.
Woke up to find everything blanketed in white.
It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway.
Had a snowball fight (I won)
and when the snowplow came by and we had to
shovel the end of the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. I Love Jersey!
December 14 - More snow last night,
I love it.
The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again.
I Love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night.
Can't get out of the driveway.
Can't get to work.
I'm exhausted from shoveling.
Fucking snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white shit fell again
last night.
As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough,
now I've got blisters all over my hands from
shoveling,
Must remember to wear gloves.
I think the snowplow hides around the corner and
waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway.
Asshole.
December 25 - Merry Fucking Christmas.
More frigging snow.
If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch
who drives the snowplow,
I swear I'll kill the bastard.
Don't know why they don't use more salt on the
roads to melt the fucking ice.
December 27 - More white shit last night.
Have been inside for three days except for
shoveling out the driveway
after that plow goes through every time.
Fucking gloves got wet and then froze on my hands.
Doctor said it was just a mild case of frost bite,
disfiguration is probably only temporary.
Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain
of white shit.
The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches
of the shit tonight.
Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
inches is?
December 28 - The fucking weatherman was wrong.
We got 34 inches of that white shit.
At this rate it won't melt 'till summer.
The plow got stuck up the road and the bastard
came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel.
After I told him I'd already broken six of them
shoveling all the shit
he pushed into the driveway,
I broke my last one on his fucking head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today.
Went to the store to get food and on the way
back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of my car.
Did about $3000 damage.
Fucking beast should be killed.
Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town.
The thing is rusting out from all the fucking
salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Kingman Arizona.
I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever
live in that God forsaken state of New Jersey .
Didn't even mention the taxes!
It's so beautiful here.
The lake to the north looks so majestic.
I can hardly wait to see it snow covered.
I'm going to love it here!
October 14 - Jersey is definitely the most
beautiful place on earth.
The leaves have turned all the colors and shades
of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the park and saw some deer.
They are so graceful. Certainly they are the
most wonderful animals on earth.
This must be paradise, I LOVE IT HERE!!
November 10 - Deer season will start soon.
I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a
gorgeous animal.
Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.
Those red and orange leaves have covered my yard.
Looks like a magnificent multi-colored carpet.
HOW BEAUTIFUL.
Raking and cleaning up the yard will be an
opportunity for invigorating exercise in the
cool crisp air.
November 15 - Ah, more leaves and more exercise.
November 18 - Jesus, still more leaves
Guess it's best to wait until they've all fallen
before I rake again.
November 25 - Finally, all of the trees lost
their leaves and with today's final raking it's over for this
season.
Chiropractor suggested I use a lawn maintenance
service next year.
Only four blisters became infected.
Should probably remember to use gloves.
November 30 - What the fuck?
Where did all of those leaves come from?
Had a little wind last night and the lawn is
covered again.
Oh well, they'll just have to wait until spring.
December 12 - It snowed last night,
FINALLY.
Woke up to find everything blanketed in white.
It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the
steps and shoveled the driveway.
Had a snowball fight (I won)
and when the snowplow came by and we had to
shovel the end of the driveway again.
What a beautiful place. I Love Jersey!
December 14 - More snow last night,
I love it.
The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again.
I Love it here.
December 19 - More snow again last night.
Can't get out of the driveway.
Can't get to work.
I'm exhausted from shoveling.
Fucking snowplow.
December 22 - More of that white shit fell again
last night.
As if dealing with the leaves weren't bad enough,
now I've got blisters all over my hands from
shoveling,
Must remember to wear gloves.
I think the snowplow hides around the corner and
waits until I'm finished shoveling the driveway.
Asshole.
December 25 - Merry Fucking Christmas.
More frigging snow.
If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch
who drives the snowplow,
I swear I'll kill the bastard.
Don't know why they don't use more salt on the
roads to melt the fucking ice.
December 27 - More white shit last night.
Have been inside for three days except for
shoveling out the driveway
after that plow goes through every time.
Fucking gloves got wet and then froze on my hands.
Doctor said it was just a mild case of frost bite,
disfiguration is probably only temporary.
Can't go anywhere, car is stuck in a mountain
of white shit.
The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches
of the shit tonight.
Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
inches is?
December 28 - The fucking weatherman was wrong.
We got 34 inches of that white shit.
At this rate it won't melt 'till summer.
The plow got stuck up the road and the bastard
came to the door and asked to borrow a shovel.
After I told him I'd already broken six of them
shoveling all the shit
he pushed into the driveway,
I broke my last one on his fucking head.
January 4 - Finally got out of the house today.
Went to the store to get food and on the way
back I hit a damned deer that ran in front of my car.
Did about $3000 damage.
Fucking beast should be killed.
Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.
May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town.
The thing is rusting out from all the fucking
salt they put all over the roads.
May 10 - Moved to Kingman Arizona.
I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind
would ever
live in that God forsaken state of New Jersey .
Didn't even mention the taxes!
