New Cell Phone

SJ_the_Bartender

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So, normally, I'm not one to plug materials of any kind. However, I think this one deserves some attention.

Motorola is coming out with a new phone. After the great success they had with the Razr, they are moving on to the next stage. Coming this winter, you'll be able to buy the new Motorola Pnis. There are a lot of big-name companies already behind the product. Well-known company, Trojan, will be making many of the phone covers. And America's most popular service provider, Verizon, will be offering a 'package' deal; Buy the Pnis, and get the enV for free.

User's can customize the interface of their Pni with custom 'skins'. The default for the phone is called 'Uncut', and the most popular custom skin is called 'CircMsized'.

So I'm thinking of getting one of the new phones. The problem is because of my girlfriend, I'll need to keep my Pnis on vibrate at all times. I'm going to give her the Pnis for christmas, along with a hands-free head-set.

I've been reading the reviews, and so far, the only complaint is that the display isn't wide enough. Curiously, only the female user's are making this complaint. The only problem I have is with the holster... I can never find one big enough to hold my Pnis.

There is a lot of publicity on the web about this new phone. For awhile, everyone was talking about a sister phone that was coming out called the 'Female Orgasm', but we everyone knows thats just a myth.
 
And here I thought this was an actual cell phone post!

And SJ, the only problem with you 'holster' is that you couldn't find one with two hands.

Heh.

Good one, though.
 
The sad thing is that it is half-true.

The name of the phone isn't the Pnis, however, the phone's display does use a bit of tech that is called Pnis, and the numbers and letters show with a rounded phallic-shaped style of text and background.

Search for motorola pnis on google and you'll find results that are not porn sites.
 
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