Thou Shalt Not Steal

Varsinax

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Varsinax was walking alone along a road from one town to the next. It was a dirt road with grassy fields on both sides of the path.

A thief jumped out of nowhere and grabbed a satchel from Varsinax's waist. The thief began to run down the road from his victim.

Varsinax quickly drew forth a hand axe and hurled it forward into the back of the thief. The thief went tumbling to the road face down and died. Varsinax reclaimed his possessions and continued moving toward his destination.
 

Eseer Darkthorne

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*drifting on ethereal wings, the translucent form of Varsinax's dead cat trails behind him.*
"Wooooohhhhoooo mmmmeeeeooooowww those baasstard were supposed to kill you meeeeoooww not just steal your stufff mmeeeooowww"

The ghost kitty licks his right paw and floats on the wind like a ship on the waves.

"You leeeefffftt the castle and forgot to feeedd meee meeeeooowww. Noowww I'm dead meeeooowwww"
 

Eseer Darkthorne

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"Youuuu bbaaasstard, you were gone for weeekk meeeoooow, you said you were going for a drink meeooow. You were gone for weeeekkkk meeeeoooowww what kind of a binge are you on? I brought you thiisss mmeeeeoow"

The spectral cat lays a dead mouse at Varsinax's feet. "mmeeeoow I shall haunt you and known your glasses off the counter for eternity meeeeoooww."
 

Varsinax

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"I would have been home on time, if it didn't take Atra'Lamia Darkbane so long to say hello, and if it didn't take Eseer Darkthorne so long to explain to me that he is chaotic and no longer capable of being a part of the military of the kingdom of Ayenee. Go haunt those two people. I have other things to do with my life."
 

Eseer Darkthorne

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"You did have other things to dooo with your life, like feeeding your kitty. You have faaaaillled, I coughed a fur ball on your beedd meeeeoowww thats what you get. Meeeoow maybe haaaavee boiled alive for making you late to give Mr. Jitters his fooood meeeeooowww"
 

Varsinax

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"I didn't fail. I succeeded at killing a cat. So much for nine lives. And I'll burn that bed and buy a new one because I'm rich."
 

Eseer Darkthorne

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"You are rich because you are toooo cheap to buy cat food meooowww. I have peta on spppeeeed dial meeeooww. They will lock you up. Your castle will be overrun with mice meeeoooowww."
 

Varsinax

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Another thief, this one wielding a knife, ran directly at Varsinax head on. Varsinax drew forth his hand axe, again, and hurled it straight into the face of this second cowardly criminal. The thief was stopped dead in his tracks and thrown back onto his back on the roadway.

The dead body of the cowardly thief rested there motionless. Varsinax walked around it and continued on his way.
 

Reese Blackthorne

New Member
The cloaked figure stands on the road heading towards Varsinax. He raises a hand hailing the king of central Ayenee.

"Varsinax I believe, I am Reese Blackthorne, I believe we have met before. I have come seeking you out, I have dire news I believe about the fate of our world."

Reese pulled back his hood, revealing the signature antlers and pointed elf-like ears that his race were know for.
 

Reese Blackthorne

New Member
"Okay...." Reese looks about deciding maybe to find another hero with influence.

"It seems the cataclysm of Ayenee has done more to its inhabitants than I had first thought."

Reese turns around and continues down the road weaving a spell to guide him to his next destination.
 
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