Ayenee Con

DarkScorpion

DarkScorpion

Scorpion
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Alright folks, the third annual Ayenee Con has come and passed and we all had a good time.

Madi's instruction on how to shred people with claws and then beating them with a stick was very informative.

Charm's art showing was breathtaking as always.

Has anyone seen SJ since he got locked into the closet with Ceros after their drunken burst of chasing people with blunt objects? I think their still locked in.

Slayer left another mess with another one of his random self-explosions.

Mith is still smelling fishy after everyone smacked him around this time with the Koi.

I'm trying to remember whose handcuffs I borrowed a couple years ago, trying to find them to give them back.
 
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{OOC: Sorry, Madi and a few others can help elaborate on this as well. Two years ago we discussed about an Ayenee Convention but ended up rp'ing a facismle after event on the boards. You just post random and insanely as though you did just finish our Ayenee Convention and talk about the inane events that transpired. This is the third annual one, even though the second one did not happen due to a hacker last year. It usually happens at the time the Kawaii Kon out here ends.}
 
I want to personally thank everyone of the players of my TableTop game who made out for a real-live session. I had a real blast. It was fun to get some real-time reactions.

However, I don't think I'm going to let you bring non-standard miniatures next time. The changeling made out of play-doh was a nice touch, but when Raharanor's dwarf started to vibrate, I admit, I was a little embarassed over it.
I'd like to appologize to whoever's wife he stole that from.

Also, whoever put seranwrap over the toilet in my hotel room... I WILL find you... *glaring at T-Virus*
 
Don't forget the Super Ex-Lax SJ. I remember you drank five large sodas spiked with the stuff.

{hides the evidence}
 
Next year there will be no spiked punch...I always drink to much and remember to little..Everythings pretty much a haze, but I do remember hearing Tifferzzz yell "Fish Charge" while chasing Mith...
My head hurts ..and Damn it T..Those are MY cuffs! I was gonna use them on SJ and couldn't find them..Eh, well there is always next year...
 
{Gives Madi back her cuffs. Plants the five bottles of Super Ex-Lax on Rhysis whose still unconsious from a drunken slumber.}
 
I'm sorry I was late. That wasn't my intention. But Marco got all up in arms about the purple penguin costume I made him wear. I'm glad we made it though. It was tons of fun listening to SJ's speech "1,000 Uses For A Stun Gun." Oh, and Mith, sorry about the whole, ruining your plan for world domination. I didn't mean to step on Mr. Muffles. At the same time, I'm not sure that hamster minions are the way to go with that. Maybe gerbils would be better. All in all, I'd say it was a great convention. Well, except the part where T started the food fight by smacking SJ in the forehead with 3 day old bologna. The dry cleaning bill was outrageous. Not cool man. Not cool at all.
 
Illogical, can you please tell Marco that the pictures of him came out beautifully. He'll know which ones I mean. And I will be sending copies to you, the NY Times, and the proper authorities, unless he returns my toothbrush and pays to have that stain cleaned from my car.

And the toothbrush had better be unmolested in any way.
 
I wouldn't count on it SJ. I heard him mumbling something about chocolate syrup and taco sauce when I was attending the speech Amelina and Lowthor gave about how to apply Dr. Seus to your real life. Thanks for makin' the trip across the ocean, Lowthor.

Oh, by the way, if anybody finds a two headed snake in their luggage, could you air mail it back? He's probably getting hungry.
 
I think I packed your snake in Ceros's luggage. Not sure if we'll get Ceros or the snake back. One of them is bound to kill the other.

As to the old bologna, I couldn't help myself. SJ was already full of bologna anyways. :p

SJ, the pics of you and Ceros in the closet came out very nicely, and I got some income from them after I posted them on a couple sites on the net. You two are being asked for multiple sessions, and are an instant favorite.

Madi, I hope your son has not blown anything up with the electro rail-gun I gave him. Good thing I hid the charger for it in your luggage.

Oh and Rhysis, I don't think you'll get a call back from that manequin you were hitting on.
 
Just unpacked and...Sorry Lowthor, I'll mail your mouse tail back to ya, and, uh, I'm really,really sorry about the chew marks...
T, you owe my neighbor a new modle train set...Myles went visiting with that "Toy" you gave him...
I also found some interesting papers in my carry on bag...Anyone want to claim the photo copy pictures of a mans ass in a purple thong?..And the purple thong.
 
SJ, Madi sent me a copy and with your admission they are posted as well. The bid for your pics just tripled.
 
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Yeah, Dr. Suess can be VERY useful in everday life! Giving that speech with Lowthor was the highlight of the night. Though I will admit, whoever decided to spike my punch must have had something wicked in mind. I woke up a little sore the next morning... who did what to me?
 
Yeah turns out the punch got double spiked this year. Sorry 'bout that. Lowthor and I were having a hard time figuring out who should od the spiking. Turns out we both did. Oh, and anybody who had any of those mint cream filled chocolates...yeah the mint flavor was rumplemintz. 100 proof alcohol. The average adult male gets a buzz from 3, drunk from 5. So that may explain the aluminum foil body cast we saw Cory wearing after downing 3 lbs of the stuff...and also why nobody's seen him since.
 
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So that may explain the aluminum foil body cast we saw Cory wearing after downing 3 lbs of the stuff...and also why nobody's seen him since.
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Opps! I thought that was the prize for best feline costume...I'll unwrap him and mail him back where ever he belongs...Damnit, he looked good next to the fireplace mantel!

And SJ...I perfer Blue to Purple ;)
 
Turns out, after going to the doctors, I have a small infection. They also found Llama fur down under. Anyone wanna explain that one to me? Also, upon unpacking my bags, I found a few items that I know for sure aren't mine! And two of them are a bit... disturbing. So whoever owns the severed head, can you please call me so I can send it back!
 
SJ, I informed Marco of your stipulations. He has replied that you should clean it, because he was forced into the situation by too much punch and the sexy red dress you were wearing. Speaking of dresses, why was I not informed it was a drag party? Rhysis, I love the pretty black, sequined gown you were wearing. You should have let SJ do your make-up however, cause the clown face didn't really match your dress and stilletos. I did think the wig was a nice touch however. All those flowing gold locks were a nice contrast.
 
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