SJ_the_Bartender
Perma-Newbie
DSX, I'm so sorry. I have truly done you a grave disservice.
It was so completely thoughtless of me to have not taken your feelings into account when I decided to play the character you abandoned.
I do so hope that you will someday find it in your heart to forgive me.
But don't you worry your pretty little head. I've figured out a way so that I won't have to screw things up with your character any more. I'll put him in the vines, and let Sennoth, someone who actually wants to play and enjoy the game, out of the trap. Ooh, dear, he didn't actually make the save to get free did he? Thats ok, You're forsaken character can give him an assist for a +2 bonus, and now he beats the DC. Everything works out for the best. Oh, but I bet that you won't like that either, because I did it wrong. Dear me, it seems that I still have much to learn from you, Master DSX.
I'm truly sorry that I've failed you, time and time again. It is indeed a heavy burden on my heart. The only condolence I can find is to keep in mind that your disapproval will make me a better DM, for the players who are just too silly to realize that they should stop caring about having fun and focus more on making sure that every single rule is followed to the letter.
Bless you, DSX. Your wisdom will truly guide this game to a better tomorrow. It is my truest and most sincerest wish that some day, somehow, to one day become as totally awesome as you are. Bless you and bless you again!
It was so completely thoughtless of me to have not taken your feelings into account when I decided to play the character you abandoned.
I do so hope that you will someday find it in your heart to forgive me.
But don't you worry your pretty little head. I've figured out a way so that I won't have to screw things up with your character any more. I'll put him in the vines, and let Sennoth, someone who actually wants to play and enjoy the game, out of the trap. Ooh, dear, he didn't actually make the save to get free did he? Thats ok, You're forsaken character can give him an assist for a +2 bonus, and now he beats the DC. Everything works out for the best. Oh, but I bet that you won't like that either, because I did it wrong. Dear me, it seems that I still have much to learn from you, Master DSX.
I'm truly sorry that I've failed you, time and time again. It is indeed a heavy burden on my heart. The only condolence I can find is to keep in mind that your disapproval will make me a better DM, for the players who are just too silly to realize that they should stop caring about having fun and focus more on making sure that every single rule is followed to the letter.
Bless you, DSX. Your wisdom will truly guide this game to a better tomorrow. It is my truest and most sincerest wish that some day, somehow, to one day become as totally awesome as you are. Bless you and bless you again!