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  1. Burgmond

    [Episode Four] Lockdown

    Starship Graveyard Tom, with uncanny swiftness and urgency, whipped out a rectangular box out of his bag: slamming it onto the ground behind him, the box erected, hissing and clinking and hovering. "DISPENSER UP!" Tom dug into his bag once again, taking out the most crude, slapped-together...
  2. Burgmond

    [Episode Four] Lockdown

    Spire Tom nodded, looking down at his feet. He remained silent for a awkward amount of time, partly because he didn't know what to say and partly because his mind was elsewhere as Tara talked... Tom snapped out of his thoughts, hearing Marie call for him. "In a minute!" He called back. He...
  3. Burgmond

    [Episode Four] Lockdown

    Spire The inventor glanced over at the robot, minding her own business as she served as the group's sentinel. Tom looked into his flask, recalling the times spent on the Downrider, and... Well... ... They burnt up in scrap and flame. Not him or anyone else in the crew, no, but the ship. The...
  4. Burgmond

    [Episode Four] Lockdown

    Spire The rather ragged Tom fumbled and flopped on the ground, sighing with relief. "Man... This's the farthest I've walked in forever!" He flopped on is back, pointing at the surrounding carcasses of space-faring vessels around him. "The idea that these massive ships were once something...
  5. Burgmond

    [Interim Three] Adjoin

    ISS Downrider Cargo Bay The Immediate Vicinity of The Medic from Team Fortress 3. Oh no. "J-Juryrig... Where..." Tom's final waking moments were, essentially, a pain overload, then a drug overload, and then a nanite overload. Generally, Tom's body welcomed the nanites, as that punch hurt too...
  6. Burgmond

    [Interim Three] Adjoin

    The Downrider Once again, the narrator has lost complete control over the variable that is "Juryrig's Current Location", for thus Juryrig disbelieved his own point in space-time. He is now right next to Alioth, deliberately leaning against her with a face full of smug and a bag full of tagged...
  7. Burgmond

    [Interim Three] Adjoin

    Landing Site The bi-minded entity, Juryrig, gave Dahlia a thumbs up. "On it, Blueberry!" He adjusted his bag, and got on a path towards the Wayfarer. Juryrig proceeded to rummage through the scrap heap, rapidly throwing everything that looked nice inside his bag, and tossing aside scrap...
  8. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Lower Reactor Control Of course. The Bouncers would be shielded against electricity. They survived that EMP, after all. Oh, and of course they had some sort of rebar railgun. Honestly, a nice trick, it was a cool little gimmick electrokinetics like her could use - PLEASE, THEY'RE TRYING TO...
  9. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Lower Reactor "h-houwa- FUCK!" Juryrig snapped his attention up to the ceiling, where there's a pesky hook of seared metal hanging him by his coat. Coat?! The blast knocked him out of his Phase suit, too! In a panic, he tried activating his Blunderbuss. He failed to do so, because it's on the...
  10. Burgmond

    That would be one three quarters of a can of beans, please

    That would be one three quarters of a can of beans, please
  11. Burgmond

    "Ah, customers from Earth, welcome! In the Abyss, I am the One with the Means, proprietor of the...

    "Ah, customers from Earth, welcome! In the Abyss, I am the One with the Means, proprietor of the Store of Many Wares, Phaseolus Vulgaris! BEANS!"
  12. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Warehouse The two artificers were beholden to the spectacle of chaos. Big guns, bigger spider, and a lot of bullets. Though out of the two, Juryrig obviously doesn't respond with terror and fear. Instead, he leans against Reman, with his arms crossed. "Yeeeaaaah... I know what I said, I know I...
  13. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Upper Control "..." The mad man chuckled, switching from his Blunderbass to the power armor's main weapon, a stylish scythe called RIFTMAKER. Though, he's holding it in a over-the-shoulder style, keeping in mind the space isn't very roomy. "Well isn't that interesting... 'Alioth'. Well, if...
  14. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Upper Conduit A purple arm emerged through the unfinished corridor like a ghost in full technicolor, followed by the full body of Juryrig. Juryrig looked to his left and right, assessing the rather cramped environment. "Ah, finally... You know, the whole "ghosting" gimmick of this thing isn't...
  15. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Conduit The two-faced thing faced the beast, making eye contact with the creature. It is there that the two voices began to converse at a million miles per hour, by the sheer power of absurdly mutated synapses in their shared, twisted brain. Juryrig lifted his visor; a thin piece of purple...
  16. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    The Hunt... Will be put on hold. Juryrig snapped his fingers. "Curses! It got away! I was so close to catching it, skinning it, and harvesting its flesh for those sweet noxious properties. I need to go find it again." Concerned, Tom piped up in their shared head. "Hold up, Jury! What about the...
  17. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    THE HUNT CONTINUES Tom is very concerned with how this whole thing's been developing. Juryrig, though, isn't. FINALLY, a chance for him to feel the thrill of the relentless pursuit! He doesn't need a whole hefty bag for everything, per se, he has everything he needs right on him. Some...
  18. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Airlock One may find it difficult to ignore the presence of chaos entombed in a living prison of flesh and blood, but this was a rare case where Romulus could EASILY ignore Juryrig. Like, suspiciously easy. For, in actuality... JURYRIG ISN'T THERE! Without a peep or a cackle or a whisper, the...
  19. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    The Cave Juryrig(?) stood there, gawking at the massive cavern. He can't imagine what any of this was for, but he can't wait to find out- "Alright, I'm getting bored! Do SOMETHING before I make you!" "H-huh? Oh, right, I uh-" "DING! My turn!" With that, Tom was no longer in control of the...
  20. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    It's Astronomia Time "Do- Oh! That thing, yes! I know exactly what you're thinking." 'Juryrig popped out the Blunderbass, opening its breech and loading in the Blast Key. He put his finger on the breaker switch- "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!" 'Juryrig's arm just broke into a forty-five...
  21. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Cave Outcrop "HNGH- Yeah, I'd think so," 'Juryrig' piped up from behind Aradia as he adjusted the oversized bag full of gadgets that he kept on-hand. It took a little while for him to run from the robot body to the salvage site to the cave outcrop, but hey, he did! "You know, them breaking...
  22. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Landing Sight Tom had to remind himself that he needs to act more like Juryrig, more or less because he forgot to do so. Whoops! Acting isn't his forte, but he's doing his best, so that... Maybe... Counts? All that matters is that he doesn't look like he's spooked from a mangled, desecrate...
  23. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Scrap Site ----> Purple Sand Mound "H-hey, you- Oooooh..." Tom blinked. He eyed the pillar from top to bottom as the noodle mix in his head processed what happened in front of him. "OH! That makes a lot of-Okay! Yeah that makes a lot of sense. I can think of more than one thing I could do with...
  24. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Scrap Crew "Really? Oh uh, I got it right here!" Tom unplugged the Steel Key from his monstrous grappling device, showing it to Reman from his perch. "I got it right here Reman! I'll, uh..." Tom looked back into the distance, seeing the stained sand and the cable. There it is again; not the...
  25. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Trayll II Landing Site "Huh?" The alchemist adjusted his focus from the irradiated apple he's eating, to Reman. His eyes light up in excitement; he's pretty sure Reman wants a bit of scrapping on this crawler here. "Oh right, right! Crawler. Plus everything else around here, scrappy Downrider...
  26. Burgmond

    [Episode Three] Defile

    Downrider Yes "Oh Daaaaaaaaaaahliaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The resident madman brushed passed Nivara on his way to the open airlock. While still wearing the red coat, he wore shorts, flip flops, and sunglasses! "I concocted a special skin-bolstering serum just for occasions like these! Who wouldn't love...
  27. Burgmond

    [Post Episode 2.5] The Mad Rider

    Downrider Workshop area Romulus pushed down the Downrider, walking with a device with two large mounted vests on either end, connected via a large, dangling tube between the two of them. In this position, the biker was not really sure what to do other than fulfill the deal. A moment passed...
  28. Burgmond

    [Post Episode 2.5] Juryrig's Arm

    Downrider A period of time after Romulus's interrogation It has been a good day or so after everyone sat around a fire and discussed everything they learned, and whatever they already knew. Except Juryrig (and/or Tom), who had been doing power cleaning and power fixing the cheap Downrider, only...
  29. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Tundra Juryrig mulled over the exposition; as Romulus spoke, that smile of the inventor's had waned. He pursed his lips, and twiddled his thumbs. "... Juryrig...?" "Yeah yeah bro, we aren't killing him. But for cripes sake, he didn't even give me praise!" "But Jury, Reman!" "The weak-willed...
  30. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Downrider Cleaning Duty Juryrig has listened in on everyone, thanks to Osco and all that jazz. With the ship finally cleaned up, the two decided to discuss amongst themselves whilst heading to the camp. "Well I'll be, their little world is locked behind a barrier of pure science fantasy! Bro...
  31. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Downrider Tom Addison was the man actually cleaning the ship, feigning as Juryrig to mixed success. It doesn't change the fact that he still has a big job to do, which can be summed up as cleaning up Juryrig's mess. Literally. Tom's solutions to problems, while solid, can be summed up as...
  32. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Tundra "Phooey, and I didn't even get the chance to retort...!" Juryrig twisted and righted himself up, before shaking the snow off of him. "You know who those are? They're clowns, clowns that haven't even seen me at my full potential; I'd have them know I am a perfectly capable one-man circus...
  33. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Still Tundra While Juryrig is something akin to superhuman, the madman got a bit too caught up in the moment to react to a foxman to the face. Who knew it hurt to have a crippled furry thrown point-blank? Honestly, Juryrig felt like he should've known better. But he didn't, so as a result, the...
  34. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Tundra Suppressing his urge to cackle like a madman with all this chaos, Juryrig had carefully eyed the Hag as he went around her; occupied by the captain, the guy with the quickly-ruined barrier, Romulus the punching bag, and the robot wet rag. The vent in the Hag's armor had opened, revealing...
  35. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Tundra Juryrig tumbled in the air, only to use his Blunderbass to readjust his orientation and stick a mediocre landing. "Hoo WEE! That's scolding hot. But I can't get there as-is..." He glanced around him, gears clicking and ticking together in sync as he sought out opportunities. As he did...
  36. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Tundra "Jury, this is bad! This is real bad, they can't handle this much on their own, there's a fast guy a strong old lady and a guy with PORTALS-" "... You people..." Juryrig mumbled, and shook off his burning coat. The fires doused itself in the snow. His sinister grin twisted further, as...
  37. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    It's Heckin' Cold In This Here Tundra (For most people, anyway) A copper haired alchemist picked up the cylinder that fell to the wayside, using metal tongs with handles made of some alien moisturized wood. "Oakland... Now would you look at this, brother; we got ourselves a real national...
  38. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Commons Area Juryrig had clicked his device, right when Overseer started talking, as at the end of the day, he still wanted to be caught up to speed. Yet, he was the only one with this headset whom hadn't just fallen asleep... With everyone seemingly unconcious, the Tom that lied within...
  39. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Commons Area Couch of the Hungriest of Pilots If there was an additional incentive for the magic woman to remain awake, it would probably be the openly insane mad lad himself, his feet kicked up in the air, thighs against the headrest of the couch and head hanging off the front of the cushioned...
  40. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    ISS Downrider Galley 5 Minutes Ago "Hmph, completely ignored... Well then! If they don't mind me," Juryrig says, cracking his knuckles, "then I suppose this is just begging for me to cause a bit of mayhem on this lovely ship!" "Jury, please don't-" "Too late, BROTHER!" Juryrig already has a...
  41. Burgmond

    [Interim Two] Reprise

    Bunkroom A copper-haired alchemist (well, genuine alchemist, not a "alchemist",) sat on his bed, talking to a head-sized wad of corrupted flesh that replaced his left hand. It stared at him with eyes blacker than the abyss, right at Tom's rich, green eyes. Following that encounter, they had...
  42. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Alipier Observatory Nave The desperate alchemist tumbled and rolled, his enhanced body taking the brunt fairly easily as he fumbled the rest of the distance to unconscious sergeant person. "Shoot shoot shoot, I am so sorry - Oh Gods, okay, okay, no pressure, I can work with this- Dang it it I...
  43. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Alpier Observatory Nave "DANG IT! UH, I-" "His name is KEITH," Juryrig speaks aloud, as he tries to regain control over the body,"and you done screwed him over! You keep doing this to everyone you meet!" However, Tom suppresses the chaotic entity within him with his sporadic spirit. "SHATTAP...
  44. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Alipier Observatory Nave See, Juryrig(?) thought leaving would be a great idea, but then he saw the robot named Osco go down hard and fast, with a injured Keith going to pick her up, and there was also that one guy turning into a scary bird thing! He had to admit that this is new and it kinda...
  45. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Alipier Observatory Nave The oddly friendly and supportive Juryrig(?), after working with Keith to finish the Gargoyle in front of him in spectacular fashion, was about to make a breakneck dash to see what he can do, possibly help Keith out, but then he immediately remembered Dahlia called for...
  46. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Alipier Observatory Nave Juryrig was in a good mood, all things considered. Next thing you know, he was too slow, and now gets a well-placed saw blade in his chest. It was then he noticed that his healing factor, which is normally insane, is somehow slower than it was on Ayenee. Nothing like...
  47. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Nave "Aw come on! See, this is why I don't play hero," Juryrig complained as a glaive was explicitly pointed at his face. "What's even the point of being one if you can't get anything out of it half the time? You go in to save people, you get paid, but I go in to save people, and now I lost...
  48. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Hallway The madman was considering he should destroy the door, rather than wait on Osco to do the work; wasn't that robot on low battery life, anyways? Why is Dahlia even asking it for help? Well it won't matter, with some masterful strokes of his chalk, the door will be gone in no time! Then...
  49. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Hallway- one less wall Rhea would only find Juyrig cackling like a madman, although his cackle is more dissonant way more first, before Juryrig reigned himself back together. "Not so much a stick in the mud, aren't ya? I knew you'd have that wild spirit in ya, it still needs some work though...
  50. Burgmond

    [Episode Two] Union

    Kitchen Juryrig felt, felt, the infinite cosmic power of whatever the fuck he held, and oh did it feel so, so good! He never felt that eerie sensation of the hairs on his neck standing up in years, and rather than scare him, it excited him. Dahlia and Rhea can see that excitement on his face...
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