Fooood Fiiiiiight!!!

Rhysis

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That's right. I said it. Food fight homies! Yes I said homies, got a problem with that?

*Launches a series of frosted gooey butter cakes at SJ and surrounds Mith with mustard mines*

Come and get me!

*Dives into his tunnel*
 
*puts on his General Patton helmet*

I love the smell of Nougat in the morning... Smells like... Victory.

*grabs a plate of spagetti and flings it at the retreating figure of Rhysis*
 
I did not start this cruel war but I shall Finish it ! *Pulls out the mash potatos catipults and the cucumber ballistas and launches full vollies at the cave that Rhysis chooses to hide in *
 
*grabs a bucket of suicide buffalo wings and fires them at Mith's encampment*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
(I'll let you draw your own conclusions to the meaning of that one)
 
ZOMG you got pudding on my shirt!

-Pulls the magical string by the door making a vat of key lime pudding fall from the bucket placed just above SJ's head-
 
Die infidels! *Opens up with a withering barrage of rapid-fire meatballs, firing at all and sundry, whilst laughing maniacally*

Muahahahahaha!
 
*gets doused in pudding*

Gah! I'm hit! MEDIC!!!!

*coughs up bloody pudding*

If I'm going down, I'm taking you bastards out with me!

*Grabs a PINEAPPLE grenade, pulls the leaves off and tosses it at Scorn's bunker*
 
Launches many balls of mochi {very sticky rice} at everyone from over a hill, knowing that the mochi will spread on everyone due to the moisture of all the other foods being thrown. He next calls in for the air raid to drop their chili bombs.
 
*Sees the Hotwings comming and pulls forth the ultimate defense his Tortia shield and ducks behind its floury goodness waiting for the heavy barrages to stop he calls in reinforcements * KRUAT CANNONS FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sour kraut rains from the sky towards all participants *
 
{Watches from within his bunker before pulling on the only gas-mask in the entire area for he previously destroyed all the rest. He does have one more hidden in a secret and safe location as a back-up, Madi's back pocket!!!!!! He calls the second wave of planes to drop massive amounts of Nato/limburger cheese bombs. ((Nato, a very stinky dish known commmonly as rotten bean curd. It's smell is so foul it can literally cause entire families to evacuate a house)) The smell of these two components is enough to make an entire army sick, and knock them out due to nasal assault.}
 
*Raharanor grabs a bee hive which is full of honeycomb and bees* Hey everyone, catch the football! *He throws the bee hive high in the general direction of everyone else's bunker*
 
*Dodges falling hotwings and globs of sourkraut, only to be smacked full in the nose with the horrendous stink* ARGH! I thought these were banned by the Geneva Convention?!

*Retches whilst lobbing a roast chicken (with all the trimmings) at T*
 
*flies overhead in a chocolate copter and dumps marshmallow cream on the battlefield*
 
*eats his way out of the marshmallow cream and gets out some more beehive grenades and an apple launcher*
 
-blinks as food is tossed to and fro and becomes a sticky mess as she's repeatedly smacked on various body parts with enough food to feed a thousand hungry souls-
 
-showers and hops into the bubble with the kitty, watching the chaos of flying food- I don't think food was meant to fly. We'll be okay as long as your claws don't start showing and pop the bubble.
 
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